Spank You Very Much! - A Dark Comedy Short Film

EST. 1859 - SNOW GLOBE, IDAHO

It all started in 1859. Mooface Jenkins rolled into town and committed the ultimate civic sin: defiling the sacred pickle jar and pulling a drink-and-dash. Mooface discovered Snow Globe's painfully hilarious and highly effective tradition of crime prevention: public spankings!

THE MOOFACE WARNING: Mooface left a cryptic note in a time capsule set to open in 2025. And you're going to see it! Crime here is rarer than a sober man at the Spittoon Saloon. Seriously, even Butch Cassidy wasn't dumb enough to steal a Butterfinger when he rolled through Snow Globe!

Prepare to laugh. Prepare to cringe. Yes, there are bloopers. Some are subtle. Some are pants-down disgraceful. Can you find the extra shameful ones?

Do the Crime, She Do the Behind!

We're creating a cinematic time travel that proves some bizarre traditions work fabulously well. Spank You Very Much! is a satirical, sharp-witted look at what happens when a community values its rich history.

Our short film follows the ritualistic punishment across three distinct eras, showing the timelessness of a public bare-bottom whoopin'.

1859 (Old West): The genesis of the ritual. The Original Pickle Incident. This is where the absurdity was forged.

1970s (Psychedelic Disco): A petty theft is punished in a very groovy way. Bad decisions lead to bell bottoms lying crumpled at his ankles.

2024 (Present Day): A modern act of vandalism meets the same ancient consequence. The stakes are digital, but the pain is analog.

THE QUESTION: Why were only three crimes committed in 165 years? Come to Snow Globe and defile the pickle jar—you'll find out quickly!

Our Innovative Approach: The 131-Year-Old Star

This film is written and directed by humans, but we're achieving cinematic time travel using a blend of real actors and innovative AI-powered visual effects (VFX).

The tech allows for seamless aging-up and aging-down, enabling us to cast the incredible Paula Jo Taylor as the 131-year-old matriarch, Mabel Leen, across two centuries! This creates a truly unique and powerful anchor for our story. We even used it to age the Director down 42 years for his role!

The Team: Cinematic Quality Meets Viral Reach

We blend seasoned performers with dynamic content creators to ensure both high cinematic quality and maximum audience reach—a crucial step for festival and distribution success.

Paula Jo Taylor

as Mabel Leen

A top-10 lead guitarist whose incredible stage presence makes her the perfect (and oldest!) star of this show. Featured performer at the Country Music Hall of Fame and on WSM Radio Direct.

Sam Bass

as Mooface Jenkins

Blockbuster Actor with over 30 film/TV credits. Notable roles include Jurassic World, Rebel Moon, NCIS: Hawaii, and Hawaii Five-0.

Kendra Raymond

as Sharon Needles

Actress, model, and social media influencer. Brand ambassador for Banana Boat, Schick Intuition, Playtex Sport, and Amazon.

Jade Lee

as Candy Yappel

Credits include Netflix's Accelerating Love, Mad Max: Furiosa, Seducing My Sister's Boyfriend and Disney's Space Princess.

Brittany Mcvicker

as Patience Smyass

Accomplished actress with wide genre range, from Lifetime thrillers to Westerns to movies on AMC and Hulu.

Kini Kapaki

Director/Writer

Professional comedy screenwriter and veteran record label president bringing a sharp, unique vision to the project.

Greg Van Leuven, appearing posthumously via AI technology

Greg Van Leuven (Posthumous)

as Ben Dover

A beloved friend of the director. His appearance is made possible by the unique AI/VFX. This film is lovingly dedicated to Greg.

Spank you very much indeed.